What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.