What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !