What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.