What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!