What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What is H2O4?

Drinking

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone