What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.