Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Because they can't whistle !

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He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.