Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.