Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.