Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off