Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.