Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)