Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.