What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.