What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.