Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams