Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.