Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse