Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."