Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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A moo'd specialist.

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The sock, he's always there in hard times.

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Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.