Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."