Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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