Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."