Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse