What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.