What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.