Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets