Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.