How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

10 Blonde Jokes More 10 Blonde Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.