How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.