Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre