What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.