Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!