Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.