Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.