Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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People look down on them.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Because they always steal doubloons

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Because they have nerves of steel

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.