Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself