Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.