Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.