What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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I pushed her.

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Because there are no windows!

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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One of them has papers.

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