Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps