How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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A: Violists.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

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Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Cut the rope.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".