What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!