What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.