What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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