What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage