Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say