What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.