What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.