What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!