What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend