Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!