Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )