Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte