What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.