What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.