What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.