Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.