Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes