How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .