How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.