What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".