Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?