Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!