Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.