Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!