Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!