Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut