Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.