Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !