How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.