How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Head to head race

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.