Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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A Dell

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.