Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!