Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What do you call two physicians?

A paradox

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.