What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.