What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.