Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.