Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele