Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele