Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.