Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Previous Random Joke Next
Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.