What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.