What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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It'll dim sum

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What's your view on lesbians?

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.