What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.